What Should Warren Wilson College Call Me?

When I told my professor that my work load is killing me

When I make eye contact with my crush during dinner

When Pub Safe offers you a ride during your walk of shame

How punk bands look during a show

Submission :)

When eating vegan food just doesn’t cut it

When you drive through campus

When my suite mate told me they had sex on our couch

When you try to give an excuse for your munchies

When you have to talk to Pub Safe

When its Wasted Wednesday

When you have to buy textbooks

When your mind feels like goo at the beginning of the new semester

When you’re still on your Winter Break sleep schedule

When I watched James Franco’s Inauguration poem which he did from bed in a Wilson t-shirt

MFA at its finest.

Back at Wilson! Time to grow out the armpit hair again